Pretty useless things to say in the Meity motor home….
“Please be quiet!” Right.
“Where are we staying tonight?”
“Will you please move out of my way?”
Ok, where to? It’s always in someone else’s way and then….
“Will you please move out of my way?”
“Has anyone seen my ____?”
Chorus: “No”.
“What time is it?” I forbid a gaudy clock hanging on the wall….
“I thought I said – be QUIET!”
When looking for something you KNOW you put in a certain spot. It vanishes.
“Ok, who moved the _____?”
(Kid 1) “I didn’t”.
(Kid 2) “It wasn’t me”.
(Kid 3) “I never saw it”.
(Kid 4) “Never seen it”.
(Mom) “Don’t ask me”.
Mr. Invisible strikes again!
“What’s the date?”
“Where are we going tomorrow?”
Usually only Mom knows, and, she’s usually on the phone when asked.
The question is eventually answered, and, inevitably another little person who was “listening so carefully” will say…..
“Where are we going tomorrow?”
“Ok…Who tooted?” Like anyone’s going to admit that in 270 sq feet of space!
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